She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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