Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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