I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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