Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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