ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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