she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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