Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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