Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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