He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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