8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
bring money and cleavage
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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