god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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