I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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