i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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