dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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