i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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