Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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