hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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