do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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