what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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