i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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