Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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