it was a shit show
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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges