i jhust puked up my retainher.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.