My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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