I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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