How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
