why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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