her vagine was all disorganized.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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