Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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