we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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