whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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