Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I know her cup size but not her name....
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