We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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