You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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