it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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