the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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