Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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