Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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