Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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