I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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