She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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