I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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