quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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