Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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