With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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