By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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