Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just invented taco cereal.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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