Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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