I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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