Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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