Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
