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: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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