Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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